Today we have published a delicious guest post to Quick Online Tips titled 5 Secret Steps to Fail, to Become a Success. Its a simple how-to for those of you who really want to fail. A funny and unusual approach to overwhelming how to make a million in a months type of articles. Hope you like it ;-)

Often to become the Chef of your success you should start from being cleaner in the kitchen. Arnold Schwarzenegger knew it from the childhood and walked the whole path “from hell to heaven”. He made all ingredients of his success himself and mixed them into a very successful Austrian Schnitzel under American Sauce that we have a chance to relish now. But how did he start his cooking and what helped him to turn simple ingredients to a very tasty and nourishing dish?

Until today we usually cooked dainty dishes but completely forgot that people also need fast-food sometimes! Paris Hilton probably can’t cook at all, but she cooked her success very easy (or we should say that “she was cooked”… by her dad's wallet?). Let’s try to figure out ingredients of this rich yet cheap hamburger.

Not everybody realizes that adults can be bullied just as well as kids. Those who know, are usually victims. It is important to understand that bullies do not choose an opponent - they choose a victim. If you behave like a one, they will notice you; if not, they will most likely avoid you. So, lets start from admitting that, if you are being bullied, somewhere inside of you there is a frightened to death chicken that attracts aggression from these half-evolved morons. I've been a victim myself and I honestly admit - I was a chicken and looked pathetic. Today we are going to take a closer look at the nasty chicken that attracts bullies so much.

Lady Gaga's style was inspired by recipes of success by David Bowie and “Queen”; at the same time she cooked her success in a more modern way: Lady Gaga used exclusive luxurious beverages as a basis and added some unique ingredients that make her Sparkling Cocktail With Sequins really glamourous! Let’s try to figure out these secret ingredients :-)

They say, when life gives you lemon, make a lemonade. But how can it practically be done? What can we do, when something bad happens to turn it to our advantage? Today I am going to share with you an Internet marketing success (as unintentional as it was) story of Cryptome.org. In several days this resource has made a huge leap in their stats. How? Simple - they made Microsoft try to close their website.